My Boyfriend Is Gay - Hailey Rowe

Lyrics by：Hailey Rowe/Pete Massitti

Composed by：Hailey Rowe/Pete Massitti

It happened on a Monday

It was my baby's birthday

I wanted to surprise him he deserved a treat

He said he'd be late working

He'd call me when he's leaving

Off I went to get him something

Ain't I just too sweet

So I cruised downtown to Armani

To find him something trendy

And realized that my Jimmy Choos were killing me

So I text the girls from my car

Meet me at Eleven Bar

We made quite an entrance

That's when I got punked

My boyfriend is gay

I know it sounds cliché

That everybody saw right through this guy but me

My boyfriend is gay

Should've known by the way

He tivoed every episode of RHOC

My boyfriend is gay

He was really such a great guy

But I saw him with another guy

His favorite color was turquoise and he always drank chocolatinis through a straw

My boyfriend is gay

I didn't really mean to spy

But I saw him with another guy

You should've seen his place and he cried more than me

At every chick flick that we saw

La la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la

Fast forward to next Friday

It's not like I've been crying

Deep down I think I must have knew it all along

Maybe it was his Cher playlist

Or his craving to be A-list

Or how he knew the words to every Britney song

Oh baby baby

Perhaps it was that poodle

Or those cheese filled strudels

He used to dip into his Frappuccino grand

Well I must have just been kidding

Myself into thinking

I was more than him experimenting

D**n

My boyfriend is gay

I know it sounds cliché

That everybody saw right through this guy but me

My boyfriend is gay

Should've known by the way

He tivoed every episode of RHOC

My boyfriend is gay

He was really such a great guy

But I saw him with another guy

His favorite color was turquoise and he always drank chocolatinis through a straw

My boyfriend is gay

I didn't really mean to spy

But I saw him with another guy

You should've seen his place and he cried more than me

At every chick flick that we saw

Say

La la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la

One time

La la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la

Well

It happened on a Monday

No it wasn't such a fun day

When I finally realized what I always knew

My boyfriend is gay

His favorite color was turquoise and he always drank chocolatinis through a straw

My boyfriend is gay

You should've seen his place and he cried more than me

At every chick flick that we saw

My boyfriend is gay

He was really such a great guy

But I saw him with another guy

La la la la la la

My boyfriend is gay

I didn't really mean to spy

But I saw him with another guy

La la la la la la

My boyfriend is gay

It happened on a Monday

It was my baby's birthday

I wanted to surprise him he deserved a treat

He said he'd be late working

He'd call me when he's leaving

Off I went to get him something

Ain't I just too sweet

So I cruised downtown to Armani

To find him something trend